I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
the scalene triangle
reblog if u a tru 2012 kid
" money cant solve all your problems "
yes it can
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*